December 2011
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
What I hate about being a girl:
imsohornyithurts:
ohmykell:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck out of...
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daily-tumbles:
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